The Drunken Mallard has questions. You have the answers. Will the general public agree with you? Let's see!
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What's more important?
A perfect pour of Guinness
A fair price of Guinness
If you were to decide between 2 different pubs that you've never been to before, how important is food? You've had breakfast and you're not THAT hungry.
I don't care if a pub offers food or not
I'm picking the pub that offers food majority of the time
If they don't have Bangers & Mash, then I'm not going
Do you get a little let down if the bartender doesn't have a brogue?
That doesn't even cross my mind
I do get let down, but it doesn't matter if there's craic
Every Irish Pub needs at least one person w/ a brogue
What's the most important thing on this list when judging an Irish Pub? (Yes, they're all important, but what's the MOST important)
The whiskey selection
The pour of Guinness
The decor/coziness/atmosphere
The bartender
If you're visiting a city that you've never been to before and you're only there for one night... are you making sure that you visit the local Irish Pub?
So long as I'm physically able to get there, I'm 100% going
I often like to try, but if I don't go then oh well
It never crosses my mind to even do that
What's more annoying?
An inattentive bartender
Literally everyone at the bar is glued to their phone
There are zero TVs/all the TVs are on stupid channels
They don't accept cash
It's St. Paddy's Day: what are you doing?
Going to at least 2 different Pubs
Going to my favorite local Irish Pub
I'm not going anywhere because society kind of ruins it
What's your take on children inside the Pub?
Anyone under 21 should never be in the Pub
If it's one or two WELL BEHAVED kids, it's ok
All children of God should be allowed, no matter what
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Slainte!
What a marvelous selection of polls, thanks to whoever pieced this together!