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A Few Quick Polls for Fun =)

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The Drunken Mallard has questions. You have the answers. Will the general public agree with you? Let's see!




What's more important?

  • A perfect pour of Guinness

  • A fair price of Guinness


 

If you were to decide between 2 different pubs that you've never been to before, how important is food? You've had breakfast and you're not THAT hungry.

  • I don't care if a pub offers food or not

  • I'm picking the pub that offers food majority of the time

  • If they don't have Bangers & Mash, then I'm not going


 

Do you get a little let down if the bartender doesn't have a brogue?

  • That doesn't even cross my mind

  • I do get let down, but it doesn't matter if there's craic

  • Every Irish Pub needs at least one person w/ a brogue


 

What's the most important thing on this list when judging an Irish Pub? (Yes, they're all important, but what's the MOST important)

  • The whiskey selection

  • The pour of Guinness

  • The decor/coziness/atmosphere

  • The bartender


If you're visiting a city that you've never been to before and you're only there for one night... are you making sure that you visit the local Irish Pub?

  • So long as I'm physically able to get there, I'm 100% going

  • I often like to try, but if I don't go then oh well

  • It never crosses my mind to even do that


What's more annoying?

  • An inattentive bartender

  • Literally everyone at the bar is glued to their phone

  • There are zero TVs/all the TVs are on stupid channels

  • They don't accept cash


It's St. Paddy's Day: what are you doing?

  • Going to at least 2 different Pubs

  • Going to my favorite local Irish Pub

  • I'm not going anywhere because society kind of ruins it


 

What's your take on children inside the Pub?

  • Anyone under 21 should never be in the Pub

  • If it's one or two WELL BEHAVED kids, it's ok

  • All children of God should be allowed, no matter what

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Clint Dury
Clint Dury
Nov 02, 2023

What a marvelous selection of polls, thanks to whoever pieced this together!

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