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Stepping foot inside every Irish Pub in America

What's up? I'm the guy from the Cincinnati Drinking Song. I'm also a professional mascot for Major League Baseball. Here, you'll find articles about every single Irish Pub in America (well, the ones I've been to so far). From the top Irish Pubs in every region to hidden gems, I've got you covered. Join me on my journey to explore each Irish Pub in the country. You can rely on me to pump out a new article or 2 every week! Slainte!

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If you don't see your favorite Pub, feel free to send a recommendation!

"The Dead Rabbit is so damn good,
not even Alzheimer's can erase it from my memory."

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The Drunken Mallard
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TOP 5 WORST POURS OF GUINNESS IN 2024

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90 Irish Pubs and Counting

Pub Ratings

O'Neil's on Wells. Chicago, Illinois

Thursday, August 28th, 2025. 11:00AM (EST)
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The Craic /the-crack/ n When you walk into a Pub and everyone is having a good time, but not only that; they embrace you into the conversation at hand, the bartender is both engaging and amazing, and it feels impossible to close out your tab due to the incredible atmosphere. 

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Craic Addict /crack-add-ict/ n A human being who seeks the Craic. Someone who knows that not all Irish Pubs have any Craic at all, despite having a beautiful building. Typically, one in The Drunken Mallard community, who wants to receive about one email per week to be informed when The Drunken Mallard has stumbled into a new Pub. 

Drunken Mallard Dictionary

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"You know it's an awesome spot when you get teary eyed as you leave, knowing that you may never step foot in there again."
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The Drunken Mallard 
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Same guy =)

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Follow along with me on a more "day to day" basis on our Instagram and Facebook. You'll get sneak previews of where I'm currently at and where I'm going next. Plus, we can interact with each other!  

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*Social Media pages will also include current photos and videos of the life of Mr. Red, the mascot of the Cincinnati Reds*

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I'm on Island Time

ELEVATOR PITCH

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Latest Pubs

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IRISH PUB STANDARDS:

   -Serve Guinness in a traditional            pint glass. 

   -Dish out the Craic. 

   -Give a damn about both curb appeal      and interior authenticity. 

   -Play good music. 

   -Dim the flippin' lights. 

   -Provide a functioning toilet.

   -Dish out the mother lovin' Craic!

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About The Drunken Mallard

Think of The Drunken Mallard as a spirit. It's that feeling inside all of us that releases the desire for the best hospitality in the world; the Irish hospitality. There's nothing more special than being in a cozy Irish Pub with a Guinness to keep us going and friendly conversations to keep us laughing. Anything outside of laughter and happiness is not worth having, so Slainte to all who have The Drunken Mallard within them!

Get informed every time a new Pub has been visited!

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